Week Two

Cecil started off week two with Jun Xu.

It didn't take much persuading to get her home. Although he suspected that.

It also didn't take much persuading to get her into the hot tub.

After running into Caroline at the park, Cecil was notified he would soon have a second son, Igor.

Cecil's isn't completely heartless, he goes to visit his kids occasionally. Pretty sure the one in the oven is his also.


Tiara and Apollo broke up. She came to share the news with Cecil. Bad idea. Deep down Cecil wonders if it has anything to do with their illegitimate daughter.

While waiting for Renee to come over, Cecil does mundane house chores.

Renee shows up with Thad. Cecil is pleased to finally me his son. Of course they use this time to work on number two.

After spending some time with Thad and making Renee suffer to *harmless* kids music. Cecil sends them on their way. He wants to meet with one more person before Tiara's party.


Mid week, Tiara accused him of cheating. Of course Caroline would be there too. Revengeful baby momma's always have ways to mess things up.



Cecil tried to make it up to her, in his underware, but he found out she was already pregnant. He was pretty sure it was his.

It didn't work.


Cecil found himself in a bar. At least he found time to put on clothes. It was a bit cliche to spill your sorrows to the bar tender, but he didn't want to go home.

At least till Renee found him. Yeah that one was his too.

Then she accused him. Funny how she didn't even stop to think that she was married. This wasn't the time to bring that fact up. Cecil wanted out of this bar alive.


So much for alive because while he was trying to patch things up with Renee, Katelynn and Caroline stop by the bar. Katelynn brought her husband. All Cecil could think was, "Really guys, this place is ALWAYS empty..."



And Cecil did the only thing he thought he could. He ran and he didn't stop until he was safe at home.


Half way home he was sidetracked by Marina. Marina had found out too. It was rough to be Cecil!


Cecil thought he would try one more time to make this day better. He went dancing at another unpopular club. Here he met his friend Lilly-Bo and they danced the night away. In more ways than one. At least he made it home without wrecking any more lives.



Just when Cecil thought he was out of the woods, Elvira accused him of cheating too.

Apparently someone somewhere was talking and magically, Cecil was a Dirtbag. :(



Jun came over for a whoopee. However Cecil had forgotten she was already whoopeed out. Jun quickly went into labor in his lobby. I personally think she planned it, but Cecil was excited. This was his first child he was present for. Turns out it was triplets!



After a few days of laying low, Cecil decided it was time to invite Renee over for some postbaby baby making. However, she apparently didn't forget. Yeah he knew where this was going.



All that convincing for nothing. He wasn't getting any tonight.



Week Two wrap up:
Kid Kount: 16